25bea0ca-6645-4bb5-96ff-e5b90cb38386.widecOk,season 2 picks up right where season one ended with Sookie,Tara and “drunk” Andy staring down at a pair of legs in the backseat of his car.Tara thinks it’s Lafayette but see’s it’s the dead and really creepy looking con-artist Miss Jeanette with a big hole in her chest where her heart should be. Switching over to Bills place we find him babysitting the 17 year old new Vampire Jessica,bedtime and all!He also is giving her blood drinking lessons in this episode.Um,ok!.Bill has some explaining to do to Sookie about the Vampire way. Now to Jason,trying to be a good boy,he’s in the process of getting brain washed by The Fellowship of the Sun.I smell trouble a brewing! Tara’s mom meets Maryanne and Maryanne sets the “drunk in denial” straight. Now we see a dungeon with a scared Layfayette and a few other people.They all seem to be chained to this medieval staff crank thing. All of a sudden Sam starts having Puppy flash backs of when he was a little beagle running around in Maryanne’s house steeling her stuff.What I don’t understand is grown up Sam is an English Shepherd Tara and Egg’s relationship gets a little deeper in this episode. Getting back to the cool dungeon scene big bad Eric walks in with all his hair styling glory,he still has the foil in his hair.He pretty much destroys one of the people,twists him up like a pretzel and even bites him in his no-no place!Eric is a bad ass!Poor Lafayette is pissing his pants as he watches!. . Bill and Sookie have a love scene that rivals Basic Instinct,that’s right I said it!Wow Anna Paquin has a smoking hot body! This episode has plenty of great one liners,a Gone with the Wind moment,a Mommy Dearest moment and Sam as a beagle puppy but a grown English Shepherd.

This episode has it all! A-