Fri 25 Sep 2009
Michael Ausiello Is a Douche Bag (Or How Much Attention Does Michael Ausiello Really Need?)
Posted by Nick C under Stupid Things Nick C Does
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What a whiny douche.
One of the biggest and most popular posts on the old site was making fun of Michael and his “spoilers,” in his weekly fake chats. He makes the questions up himself and always makes it out like everyone is kissing his ass while they ask questions. That’s ok behavior I suppose… but his latest “I need attention!” scandal is … well desperate.
He currently has an article up about a “hot,” couple that is making love and war. Love on the scenes and war behind the scenes. He hints at whom it may be but not very well (because Ausiello isn’t that creative). He starts the whole article off with a sentence that blatantly says how connected he is and how he is cool and well don’t you wish you were him?
The truth is that Michael Ausiello is a sad sack. He has no balls. He can’t write the article he wants to write because it would blacklist him, but he wants to write it! So he writes it and removes names, the show name, etc. and posts it anyway. This will of course cause some tabloid rag to write up what Michael doesn’t have the balls to do.
Hey Hollywood, a little heads up here: When the tabloids drag these professionals through the mud remember that it was Ausiello who lead them to it.
Don’t you love it when he brings up his love of Smurfs? Here’s a random question
“Oh man, I am such an Aushole fan of yours. So, like which is your favorite Smurf?”
“Well hello! Oh gees, I don’t know, so many I love…how about instead I toss you this spoiler on Grey’s Anatomy?”
Such a tool.
LOL. That doesn’t even qualify as BI. It is a re-ash of a 4 month old BI from Crazy Days and Nights that already has been revealed on the 4th of July. Castle, Nathan Filion. He called her a c*** in front of the crew.
I though he was just in to stealing TWoP interpretation of sides, or preview of sneaks to claim exclusive Scoop.
Did you hear that Ausiello announced My Name is Earl got canceled? Ya know, just in case you missed it.
My favorite Asshole blunder was back in the days when I paid attention to Gilmore Girls spoilers (mostly to torture myself). He claimed that Logan was going gay because there was a side where a girl had a male name. But she was clearly a girl. His reading comprehension is, well, less than it should be.
Now now. Be nice